January 2012
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I’m holding this cup of coffee like its a child, a very important messiah-child, maybe a mutant, the only mutant in years, or even like a bag of salt and vinegar chips, with god inside.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any star wars tattoos?
Anonymous asked: me neither.
Anonymous asked: i love you.
Anonymous asked: Get in my bed you handsome, strapping man you.
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I don’t know, you tell me.
“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– (via thechocolatebrigade)
Pay attention.
(via danikamcclure)
Lately, tumblr has been exposing me to 2 things more than any other:
Some show, “Sherlock,” which the entire fucking world is obsessed over and I don’t know why
&
“Slut shaming.”
Now, I definitely...
Anonymous asked: You have chipmunk cheeks.
Anonymous asked: You should post a picture so I can see what you look like. See what these anons are going on about.
Anonymous asked: I thought about coming out with who I am finally and just asking you out to coffee or something but if you're a douchebag it's a bit frightening!
Anonymous asked: Well, looks like you've got yourself two anons. You're a bit blind meaning I tried, and either you couldn't tell or weren't interested. Either way, I'd still do all of the making out with you.
Anonymous asked: My name would completely give me away. While I'm feeling brave tonight I don't know if I'm feeling that brave just yet. I know you through the columbia forums and we share a mutual friend, but I've actually never seen you on campus.
Anonymous asked: I do! he's actually quite ugly, but ugly enough to be super cute for the fact that he has two different colored eyes and scruffy fur that's grey with black spots. regardless, I adore him to pieces. what more should I expose?
Anonymous asked: i have a daschund puppy and while he is super cute, you are too. well let's see i go to columbia and live off campus. regardless i'd be fine with just being your friend because it seems we have similar interest and friends are always okay, but i have a girly crush on you.
Anonymous asked: well it's too late for one of those! and i would but i feel like you're too cute for me so there's no way you'd give me a chance.
true story
Thursday’s “Unintended Long Term Effects” would be a great theme song for Bruce Banner raging out, turning into the Hulk.
these are the things I make connections to.
Anonymous asked: I am aware of the delicious crazy lip balms that they sell and I can't say that I would be against that at all. ronery i've got nobody to call my own. don't worry i'm on the same boat, be my valentine. both problems solved! if you are a manwhore i am a whore. i'm whoring myself out through anon
Anonymous asked: Because you're just a little bit blind.
Anonymous asked: you're completely kissable and i wouldn't even have to be drunk to do it. well actually no, i'd need to be drunk in order to have the courage to do it.
Anonymous asked: I wish we could arrange it. I really do.
Anonymous asked: I kissed you because I genuinely liked you.
Anonymous asked: Oh man, I'd kiss you in a second.
god damn
I need to kiss someone, preferably because we like eachother, but at this point I just need affection.
SO RONERY
I just ate an entire BBQ seitan vegan pizza (a personal pizza, but still..) and I think my body is going all Gandalf vs Balrog on the copious, thick river of vegan cheese that’s happening right now.
But it shall pass, body, it shall.
Anonymous asked: why are you so beautiful?
a bear and a magic wizard
I started writing this again, FEELS GOOD.
Birds Sick of the Birds
The Seney Wilderness of Michigan is a land of perching bald-eagles, peaceful brooks with trout lapping at the surface, and gregarious woodland creatures of all shapes and sizes. On the map, we know Michigan by it’s comforting glove-shape, as it waves “hello” to the world— but Seney actually sits in the central Upper Peninsula...
Wowwwwwz!
Anonymous asked: i can't sleep at night.
hi!
and then I’m going to take a spiral notebook and fill it with childish doodles of penises and your name and hearts. on every god damn page.
and I’m going to use my future-sight to see into the next fifty years of your life, and I’m going to tell you what you’re getting for Christmas every single year.
and then make her eat a bowl of soggy, cold, store-brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
I’m going to fuck your mother
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this song is a JAM.
readribbon:
operator: 911 what is your emergency me: i found my old art
one of the first short stories I wrote was about two friends who go outside to smoke and get cheeseburgers. and on the way the one gets in a dance-off with a crazy homeless bum, which is like his “toll” to let him pass, to defeat him in a dance-off.
then they eat these burgers and feel like shit and they go...
it's sunday
I was thinking about going to get some orange juice. Here’s a little ditty about orange juice.
ORANGE JUICE ORANGE JUICE
I GOT TO HAVE YOU
ORANGE JUICE I THINK I
(and here’s where you it would be silent, and I would mouth the words..)
ORANGE JUICE,
TRIFLING CITRUS FRUITS
AIN’T GOT NOTHING ON YOU
RARELY SOUR MOSTLY SWEET
DRINK YOU WITH A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH
FRUIT...
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“Can you hear me? Are you listening? This is the sound of my heart breaking.”
– The Format - Dog Problems. His voice cracks when he says “breaking,” good god.
I like “what” with a period (.) more than I like “what” with a question mark (?).
what.
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